daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace:

blue-star-above-me:

Waluigi’s Apartment

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

vicholas:

vicholas:

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

dragon-in-a-fez:

cromerholt:

shitpost

shitpost

shitpost

capitalism is going to fucking murder us all and the world is ending

shitpost

shitpost

furry art

shitpost

bowsersex:

bowsersex:

*actually sits down and listens to Wouldn’t It Be Nice* yeah…. yeah, that would be nice…

nichtwing:

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

lmaonade:

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

vieratheartist:

nzssa:

katy-l-wood:

Good tweet is good.

I think the amount of people in the notes who can’t figure out how to find their own heartbeats is way more concerning.